Geek Mythology

January 31, 2006

Cool Time Sister

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 10:23 pm

This is my friend Valeria.

Shes also a great artist. She collects all this junk and builds these incredible costumes with them. Then she puts on these kick ass performance art pieces where this whole weird world of robots, chess, kings and queens, lovers, infidelity, violence and a whole bunch of other stuff starts to develop. She and her troop Transformers did a show together with the good old artist Chartan Slettermark at the university today. Valeria is a bold visionary artist that really inspires me alot. I think she blows away most of the other artists our age that Ive seen in stockholm. I was there and got some good flics. Check it:

Chartan Slettermark had a suit made out of empty pill packages. But what the hell is that dude holding in his hand?

I am your friende!

Wont you take me to funky town…

This robot was huge!

Im coming for you Barbara!

The biggest robots shoes where really cool. they were like plateau boots that had all these kitchen utensils hanging from them.

Here is some more info on Valeria:

http://www.modernamuseet.se/v4/templates/template3.asp?id=2326

Ps.BEWARE! The smart mouthed Charlie McCarthy may be in one of these performances sooner than later!

JP

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 12:20 am

This is one of the many many cool time brothers. I call him JP. Hes also an artist. A damn good one

http://www.modernamuseet.se/v4/templates/template3.asp?id=2317

I met him today and we talked about stuff. He told me that this weekend his amature soccer team played a game against another team in a suburb of stockholm. The team they were supposed to go up against were top ranked and hadnt lost in a long ass time. His team ended up beating the good team even though the odds were minimal. The team couldnt take this and they started getting violent. One dude who was a racist started punching JPs brother and afterwards the whole team waited for them outside just to get revenge. J´s team took a side dooor and left the place in style if you asked me. But the weird thing was that the dudes where all real young like 17 18 and they started going off on JPs team who were all like older dudes. Anyways, J said that during the last few minutes he scored by passing a ball strait through the goalies legs and one very small tiny dude that played defense just yelled “horunge!”. JP said that when the small guy screamed this he looked exactly like the killer doll CHUCKIE both facialy and in his size.

Thats some funny shit.

January 30, 2006

Estrananza

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 4:54 pm

Chuck Berry’s Potty Cam

Chuck Berry once opened a restaurant called the Southern Air in Missouri. According to a former waitress, Berry wired the women’s lavatory with a video camera and recorded some 200 unsuspecting patrons using the toilet, among them three minors.

Though the state attorney general intervened, charges were dropped when Berry agreed to compensate the victims of his “potty cam” financially.

Berry’s brush with the law, however, did not stop him from making underground videos, some of which found a wide circulation. One notorious clip showed Berry relieving himself on a young woman. When she asked Berry to kiss her, he refused. “You,” he explained, “smell like piss.”

[Berry served several jail terms, among them one for armed robbery (in the 1940s), one for transporting a minor across state lines for immoral purposes (1960s), and one for tax evasion (1970s). Singalongs of “My Ding-a-ling” were popular with fellow prisoners’ children during visiting hours.]

Berry, Chuck [born Charles Edward Anderson] (1926- ) American musician, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee (1986) [noted for various recordings (containing such hit songs as “Maybellene,” “Rock and Roll Music,” and “Johnny B. Goode”); and for his many convictions for various offenses]

January 29, 2006

Party time

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 5:02 pm

January 28, 2006

Kool bil

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 9:46 pm

January 27, 2006

Wild man wild, III

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 11:23 am

I bet there’s rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
they’re probably drinkin’ coffee and smoking big cigars.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can’t be free
but those people keep a movin’
and that’s what tortures me…

January 26, 2006

Prison Blues

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 10:29 pm

Theres a rider on the horizon
And hes looking for you¨
He’s coming and your running
The meeting will be swift and painful
Just a kick in the ass
A humiliation
And it will leave you wanting
Revenge

I woke up in a happy go lucky place to be
Full of party favors
And clowns with huge shoes
And multicolored balloons and reality show competitors
I started screaming: Wont somebody please do something!

The glamour
The glitz
The lobotomy
The naiveté of the complaining poet
Oh the irony!!!

The only way is up baby
When the rooms become too full and the air
Becomes hard to breath
I heard him whisper:
Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s,
and to God the things that are God’s

Cause the surface is always hypnotic
And we dance around botoxing our buttocks
And peeling away every last piece of imperfection
Then and only then are we allowed to come out of our caves and be gazed upon
And corporations swoop down upon us like hungry vultures calling our names in our dreams
Saying that the only way to be
Is to have an antiperspirant from heaven
And a dress from Givenchy
It’s the new master race
That knows everything about youth
And despises responsibility

Oh fountain of youth
Give me the elixir
I want to be able to have the muses dance around me
The young ones who never get tied down
By the chores and backbreaking
Labour that the rest of us humanoids have to deal in

Why does sex always get in the way?
Why is there always something that you can’t have?
Why is it never enough?
The hunger leaves you wanting more
You eat and you shop
And you drink and you want
And you think
That you have it all figured out
And then you are so full
That you throw up all over yourself
And then your ready to go again with a crazy smile and
money to burn

But my career!
My life path!
My choices are important
I have to have a strategy!
Make it happened
I don’t want end up like some two bit bum on skid row
I want marble palaces with huge swimming pools
And mtv hoochies dancing all over my lawn
I want porcelain tigers and huge vats of beluga caviar
I want free rides at all major amusement parks and unlimited access to all TV stations at all times
I want to be sponsored by coca cola and have a pipeline
Of the stuff be drawn into every room of my house
I want to know everything there is to know
I want the information highway to go through my goddamn living room
I want to get away with murder and have immediate gratification
To every urge I feel
I want my senses to be stimulated 24-7
I long for Eden!
Why did you have to kick me out
Stupid rider on the the horizon!

JESUS!(said like Rodge and Podge)

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 12:19 pm

So my Capoeira trainer Mauro “Estocalmo” is back from Rio. This is good news. Hes he dude that started training me in 1996 and since then Ive been a capoeira junkie. Ive been on and off training but Ive always been coming back. These past year has been a good one cause Ive managed to be pretty much of a regular. The tradition in capoeira is that the tecacher always gives the student a nick name. Mauros nick name is Estocalmo, which is a play on two words;Estocolmo:Stockholm and Estocalmo;which basically means the calm one. This of course is a joke because any one who has ever played capoeira with him knows that he has a very tight but stressful game that usually ends with you being knocked down. He gave me the name “Jesus Christo” cause I used to have long hair and a beard and once when I did a cartwheel and landed with my arms wide open he just yelled “Aye Jesus, stäng armarna!” meaning that I looked like the Jesus statue in Rio that is standing with the arms way out. Ofcourse in capoeira this is a clasical no no cause if your wide open your leaving the predators a great opportunity, get it? So every one at my training just calls me Jesus, its pretty funny.

January 25, 2006

More cool random quotes

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 11:19 am

Protect the flame because if it is not protected it will be blown out by the wind before we know it, that same wind which had lit it. And then poor, poor heart it will be the end for you, petrified by pain and greif” –Wilhelm Lehmbruck

”I have come to the conclusion that there is no other way to do anything for mankind other than through art”-Joseph Beuys

”Hello Ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to the show.”-David Letterman

”Don´t make me angry Mr.McGee,you wouldn´t like me when I´m angry.”- Bruce Banner

”Souveniers,novelties, partytricks.”- Undercover spy in Top Secret

”Excellent”- Random Bad Guy

”I bet that hippie didn´t think that was too groovy.” –Mr.Burns

”You’re my best friend.” –Random little kid

”Lemonade…that cool refreshin´drink.”-Elvis

”Gemuchtemacht” –Lieutenant Frank Drebin

”Say where are you from, Baldimore?”- Tony de Wonderfull to bald guy

”Where´s the beef?” –Old lady

”I´ll be right here”- E.T.

”Have you seen the size of that guys dilznick?” –Anonymous

”Du är dyrbar för mig,jag ärar och älskar dig.”-Jesaja 43:4

”Come on and ride, and slide in my G ride, all you freaks out there”- Infinite Mass

”Keep on doin´the do.”- Marcus Mårtenson

”I yam what I yam” –Popeye

”I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley.”-Leslie Nielsen

”I had a dream, I had an awesome dream.” –Lionel Ritchie

”Laugh it up fuzzball.”- Han Solo

”I believe the children are the future.”-Whitney Houston

”Love, it´s the greatest power in the land.”-Daniel Johnson

” “I did one piece about real modern witchcraft…..that’s the cigarettes, the booze and the cocaine. That’s what’s bewitching people these days.”
-Bessie Harvey

“I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal.”
-Abraham Lincoln

“What good fortune for those in power that people do not think”
– Adolf Hitler, as quoted by Joachim Fest.

”The spiritual path wrecks the body
and afterward restores it to health
It destroys the house to unearth the treasure,
And with that treasure builds it a better house.”
-Mathnawi, sufi poet

”C´mon baby, let´s do the twist.” –Chubby Checker

January 24, 2006

Wild man, wild part II

Filed under: Main — Mackanlee @ 2:17 am

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